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On Tue, 11 Aug 2009 09:41:22 -0700 (PDT), John Kane wrote:

> And as a non-food example, mace is legal in the USA and I even know
> one woman who carries a little spray can of the it on her key chain.


Haven't they invented a mace-dispensing cell-phone for women yet?
A woman is more likely to have a cell-phone handier than their keys.
Heck - the cell phone could triple as a stun gun, too.

I don't see the mace cell phone on a cursory patent search. Anybody
here a patent lawyer? (if they are I'm sure I just blew it).

-sw