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> "brooklyn1" > wrote in message
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>> "George Leppla" > wrote in message
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>>> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
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>>>> In article >,
>>>> "George Leppla" > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Tonight for supper we had BLT's using fresh tomatoes from the
>>>>> backyard.
>>>>>
>>>>> Question...
>>>>>
>>>>> Bread, bacon, lettuce, tomato, salt, pepper and........
>>>>>
>>>>> Mayo or Mustard?
>>>>>
>>>>> George L
>>>>
>>>> Mustard? MUStard? George, come here so I can slap you! Mustard would
>>>> be an affront to all that is holy. Mayo, George, mayo. Some would use
>>>> Miracle Whip and I know of no one who has ever considered mustard.
>>>> Ever. Oh, George. I weep.
>>>
>>>
>>> No slapping necessary. I use mayo (or Miracle Whip.... I like both).
>>>
>>> The person I married likes mustard.
>>>
>
>> What a spineless wuss... sneaks out the back door by blaming his spouse
>> for his own gaffe.
>
>
> Listen, Cliff Claven. If you do a quick search you'll find that I don't
> like mustard on my burger (posted 7/20) and I don't like it on my BLT.
> However... my wife likes it on both. I love her any way.
>
> Wife... another concept that I am sure you don't understand along with
> electrical wiring, bifocals, politics, timers, pot construction and any of
> the other hundred subjects you seem to think you are expert in.
>
> Here..... I'll buy you a beer if you go sit at the end of the bar and keep
> quiet until your friend Norm comes in.
>
>

Making excuses and alibis and fast as a SPINELESS WUSS can.