"Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> bob in nz > wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:55:35 -0500, Melba's Jammin'
>> > shouted from the highest rooftop:
>>
>> >In article >,
>> > "George Leppla" > wrote:
>> >
>> >> Tonight for supper we had BLT's using fresh tomatoes from the
>> >> backyard.
>> >>
>> >> Question...
>> >>
>> >> Bread, bacon, lettuce, tomato, salt, pepper and........
>> >>
>> >> Mayo or Mustard?
>> >>
>> >> George L
>> >
>> >Mustard? MUStard? George, come here so I can slap you! Mustard would
>> >be an affront to all that is holy. Mayo, George, mayo. Some would use
>> >Miracle Whip and I know of no one who has ever considered mustard.
>> >Ever. Oh, George. I weep.
>>
>> Can I slap him after you?
>
>
> You may, but I'm going to use both hands, in succession. Then I'm going
> to stand behind you in line to do it again. :-) Mustard. Jesus, Mary,
> and Joseph.
>
>
Shouldn't those be *bitch slaps* for that Georgie Porgie pansy assed wuss.
LOL