On Wed 12 Aug 2009 08:47:52p, Melba's Jammin' told us...

> In article >,
> "George Leppla" > wrote:
>
>> "Melba's Jammin'" > wrote in message
>> > Mustard? MUStard? George, come here so I can slap you! Mustard
>> > would be an affront to all that is holy. Mayo, George, mayo. Some
>> > would use Miracle Whip and I know of no one who has ever considered
>> > mustard. Ever. Oh, George. I weep.
>>
>>
>> No slapping necessary. I use mayo (or Miracle Whip.... I like both).
>>
>> The person I married likes mustard. Other than that, she is a very
>> sensible and intelligent woman. <vbg>
>>
>> George L
>
> Praise Alex! I was thinking I'd have to line up an exorcism or
> something. Or a purifying ceremony of some sort. Whew!

Just splash them with Holy Water and they'll go up in smoke,

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Wayne Boatwright
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