TammyM > wrote in message
...
> bolivar wrote:
>> "TammyM" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Christine Dabney wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:55:00 -0400, "bolivar" >
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Miracle Whip!
>>>>>
>>>> Heathen!!!!
>>>>
>>> INFIDEL!!!
>>>
>>> TASTELESS NINNY!
>>>
>>> HE WHO HAS TIAD!!!!
>>>
>> I simply cannot get upset about your accusing me of
>> having TIAD. Because, Chris, Dams, and a bunch of
>> other people here alllllll assure me that I *have* no
>> "A".
>>
>> Plus, I cannot get upset with anyone who is so lacking
>> in good taste that they don't appreciate the almost
>> orgasmic pleasure of MW with fresh Hanover (ask
>> Chris) tomatoes. That slightly acidic tartness is just
>> perfect with fresh tomatoes. Mayo is the white bread
>> of condiments.
>>
> Now THAT is funny! You may not have an "A", but
> you certainly do have a sense of humor! Unlke deRanger....

You would speak to His Excellancy, Pope Bolivar the Miracle Whipper I, in
such a disgraceful manner?! Do you know no shame, witch?

> MW just makes me gag, pure and simple.

That would be your _regular_ "cooking" and has nothing to do with the Elixer
of Wonder and Enlightenment.

> To be perfectly honest [..]

Honesty is always the best policy if there is enough money in it. How much
are you charging again?

The Ranger