On 2009-08-14, Bob Terwilliger > wrote:
>
> Guards, hell! She could keep those filthy scavengers away with a couple
> BEARS! ("Godless killing machines," as Stephen Colbert calls them.)

Danged if them ol' Summer bears ain't back. I hadda go out last night
and pick up strewn garbage with a light in one hand and a shotgun in
the other. Makes for some pretty exciting clean-up, let me tell you!
You could tell it was a bear by the fact it stove in our secured HD
Rubbermaid garbage can like it was a paper cup and the 7" wide muddy
paw smears on the lid and side (musta been a cub). I can tell you,
they're nothing like homeless people, even if they do poop on your
property. Ain't seen no homeless people that can rip my lungs out
with a single swipe, though I have smelled a few that could stop my
lungs from functioning at 30 yards.

nb