blake murphy wrote:
> On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 10:05:39 -1000, dsi1 wrote:
>
>
>> blake murphy wrote:
>>
>>> i think a tranquillizer dart might be more appropriate.
>>>
>>> your pal,
>>> blake
>>>
>> Posting under the influence is a problem of epidemic proportions these
>> days and tends to make a smooth commute on the information highway a
>> dicey proposition. In the future we'll have blood alcohol testers that
>> will not allow a user to boot up unless he's fit to type. This should
>> reduce the problem of the chronic PUIer. :-)
>>
>
> but officer, i post *better* after a couple of beers!
>
> your pal,
> blake
>

There is a reason for that, the reason of which I am sure you are
aware. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
Naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this
way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you
always feel smarter after a few beers.


Becca
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