On Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:10:47 -0500, Becca wrote:

> blake murphy wrote:
>> On Wed, 19 Aug 2009 10:05:39 -1000, dsi1 wrote:
>>
>>
>>> blake murphy wrote:
>>>
>>>> i think a tranquillizer dart might be more appropriate.
>>>>
>>>> your pal,
>>>> blake
>>>>
>>> Posting under the influence is a problem of epidemic proportions these
>>> days and tends to make a smooth commute on the information highway a
>>> dicey proposition. In the future we'll have blood alcohol testers that
>>> will not allow a user to boot up unless he's fit to type. This should
>>> reduce the problem of the chronic PUIer. :-)
>>>
>>
>> but officer, i post *better* after a couple of beers!
>>
>> your pal,
>> blake
>>
>
> There is a reason for that, the reason of which I am sure you are
> aware. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
> Naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this
> way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
> making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you
> always feel smarter after a few beers.
>
> Becca
> **

your ideas are intriguing to me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

your pal,
blake