you've got 5 minutes to prep and eat
Kathleen wrote:
> Bob Muncie wrote:
>> cybercat wrote:
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>>>> Nancy2 wrote:
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>>>>>> And it is also DISGUSTING. Swiss cheese and peanut butter? Ugh.-
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>>>>> I know! Everyone knows that peanut butter, mayonnaise and crisp
>>>>> iceberg lettuce (with salt sprinkled on it) on white bread is the way
>>>>> to go. Sheesh, some peoples' tastes! >;-)
>>>>>
>>>>> N.
>>>>
>>>> You forgot to add the banana. Sheesh... Some people ;-)
>>>>
>>>
>>> Peanut butter and banana is good. I have decreed it so.
>>>
>>
>> Give that a generous squirt of Hersey's chocolate, and now you're
>> talking!
>
> First week of school I subbed at one of the elementary schools. I'd
> packed my lunch - a salad with grilled chicken, a banana, a bottle of
> mint tea.
>
> In the teacher's lounge the PTA had set up a sundae bar with tubs of
> melting vanilla ice cream, chocolate and caramel sauce, chopped nuts,
> etc., to celebrate the start of the school year.
>
> I took one of the bowls provided, added a squirt of chocolate sauce and
> some peanuts and was headed back to my table when one of the regular
> teachers, a fat broad with a mound of ice cream piled in front of her,
> brayed sarcastically "WHAT, are you just going to drink chocolate sauce?!"
>
> "No, I just wanted some chocolate syrup to dip my banana in. I don't
> much care for ice cream, but I can see you enjoy it, so, more for you, eh?"
>
> Bitch.
>
I feel sorry for people like that if I'm in a neutral/non-tired mood.
I'm sure they spend their entire life being unhappy and jealous of others.
The peanut grab was a good one though. Good forethought :-)
Bob
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