Peter wrote about Boogle (who sounds like prime video material):

>> He's so extremely goofy that it's impossible not to like him. He
>> prefers to take the sliding board down off the deck rather than use
>> the stairs. He allows a 4 pound kitten to boss him around. When he's
>> excited, his ears stand up, but tilt towards each other so they cross
>> in the middle, while his eyes appear to be staring off in two
>> different directions. His field of vision must be incredibly broad.
>> He has no concept of his own size, or where his body happens to be in
>> space at any given time. He's constantly crashing into things,
>> knocking stuff over, cracking his head while turning around... His
>> call name has become 'Boogle'.
>>
>
> Sounds like Twitilleger. Fron now on, he shall be known as 'Boogle Bob'.

Okay, I guess we need a nickname for Peter. What would be the best name for
a parasitic obsessive-chronic masturbator?

Bob