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projectile vomit chick > wrote:

> On Aug 25, 4:02*am, Ubiquitous > wrote:
> > That shirt distracted me throughout the entire ep, but that may have
> > been the intended purpose, because I am having trouble remembering
> > things she screwed up. What did it say on front? I have difficult time
> > interpreting that font (which, if memory serves, is used on gangsta
> > tattoos and car detailing).
> >
> > I never heard of setting a crockpot on "high" to cook meat dishes (kudos
> > for her remembering "Me washie handsie!") and the cooking time she gave
> > (five hours) sounded wrong.
> >
> > SLop NOW claims that it's better to make your own dough than use
> > whack-a-dough. BWAH! That's pretty funny coming from the self-proclaimed
> > "Bisquick Queen"!
> >
> > I stifled a chuckle when SLop said she substitutes the water for mixes
> > with things with flavour; Like beer! Yum, cheap beer-flavoured biscuits!
> > Did you notice they showed the label of that cheap-ass beer before
> > suddenly yanking the camera away?
> >
> > SLop gushed about how buying a bag of frozen "Italian style" veggies was
> > cheaper than making it herself.
> >
> > SLop side-stepped the pricey frozen tortellini by saying it was cheaper
> > than the fresh AND saved her the time and effort of making it (even with
> > wonton wrappers, Sandie?).
> >
> > SLop apparently thinks the mashers on shepherds' pie is ornamental, or
> > at least optional.
>
> These reviews used to be much better. Methinks *you* are the "SLop".

The problem is, they've made the show worse by trying to make it better.
It's even less enjoyable as an subject of ridicule.

--
Uncle Jack: "Will, you're invisible!"
Will: "Invisible? I can't be! I can touch myself!"
--actual dialog from third season LAND OF THE LOST