"PeterL2" > wrote in message
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> Dave Smith > wrote in news:4a9e7875$0$25031
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>> Dang. I look forward to this vacation all year long because there is
>> canoing, sailing, hiking and, best of all, horse back riding. I take
>> riding lessons all year so that I can go on the advanced ride,
>
> (snip)
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>> The worst part is that I am going to have to consider giving up riding
>> lessons. I broke my collar bone 6 years ago but went back to lessons
>> when that healed and thought that I could keep doing it as long as there
>> were no more injuries. Now I have broken a second bone, and I am
>> getting close to 60.
>>:-(
>>
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> You've been taking lessons for 6 years or more, you took lessons all year
> long for the past 12 months, and you *still* fell off the damn horse??!!
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> You're absolutely useless at horse riding so it's high time you took up
> another hobby. Please don't even consider skydiving.
>
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> May I suggest crocheting, or knitting??
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> No sympathy for the busted rib, dude, you got what you deserved for
> thinking that you can do something you can't.

Pull yer head in, you prick!