Bob Muncie wrote:

> Considering two long timers (Steve and Doug) have decided to act
> inappropriate, I am the bag guy, right?

Who's Doug?

Bob, Insert your left forefiger horizontally between lips and
rapidly (or rabidly) shake finger up and down making blubbering
sounds.

"Bag guy"? By all means, feel free if to if you're
hyperventilating.

-sw