Theron wrote:

> Finally, I think you have little insight into backyard barbecue,
> where one must compromise with equipment, fine detail, and
> monitoring. Yes, you did run a business. That's not the same as our
> patios.

Do you enjoy being a twit, Kent? All my experience is just from my business?
Well, to clarify your abyssmal assumptions, let me say that I've had and
used more 'backyard barbecue' equipment over the last forty years then you
have seen in the stores you've window-shopped at.

You are a poseur, Kent. You have hang around for years, like an inflammed,
infected hemmorhoid talking about 'bbq' as if you are a perpetual newbie.
You repeatedly bring up issues that you have had AMPLE opportunity to learn.
You ignore the resources from web sites that have been REPEATEDLY shared.
You act as some ingénue who is completely surprised by the most basic things
that have been discussed many time in this NG. Hell, the Naked Whiz has been
a resource that has been referred to tens of dozens of times.

You perpetually argue things that really amount to nothing more than 'how
many angels dance on the head of a pin'. You want to nit-pick at the most
subjective of opinions regarding recipes of brines, spices, and preparation.

You try to come across as some sort of 'bbq scholar' by asking opinions of
the most stupid crap, knowing that there IS no right answer for the stuff
that you ask... that there is nothing that will be considered anything other
than a series of subjective opinion. As with your latest crap question about
charcoal. When given a well known resource, you shrug it off with feigned
ignorance (no, I don't believe that you're not familiar with the Naked
Whiz). You do so because it won't allow you to continue a long thread of
nit-picking about charcoal.

You don't contribute to the health of this ng, Kent; you are a reason why
people get tired of afb and quit contributing.

Now, go play with yourself.

--
Dave
What is best in life? "To crush your enemies, see them driven before
you, and to hear the lamentation of the women." -- Conan