"Bob Terwilliger" > wrote in message
>> One of the more "esteemed" guests ended up in the kitchen with me as I
>> took it upon myself to wipe off the front of his trousers. Oh, the
>> sacrifices we make in the name of hospitality...Some jobs are easy, but
>> this was a hard one.
>>
>> At the end of the evening, I was too-right KNICKERED!
>
> Are those two paragraphs supposed to be together?
>
> Bob

Sounds like a re-incarnation of Buffy from a couple of years ago.