The D wrote:

>> Haven't posted for the last couple days because I've been busy as a
>> digger in a bathhouse!
>>
>> One of the more "esteemed" guests ended up in the kitchen with me as I
>> took it upon myself to wipe off the front of his trousers. Oh, the
>> sacrifices we make in the name of hospitality...Some jobs are easy, but
>> this was a hard one.
>>
>> At the end of the evening, I was too-right KNICKERED!
>
> I'm amazed at the time you spent authoring this BS.

Thank you for reading all the way through and taking the time to respond!
:-D

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