Reading from news:rec.food.cooking,
Andy > posted:

> Damaeus > wrote in
> :
>
> > Reading from news:rec.food.cooking,
> > Andy > posted:
> >
> >> Dan Abel > wrote in
> >> :
> >>
> >> >> But... scrambled eggs are not as texturally-pleasing out of the
> >> >> microwave as they are off a stovetop! Ever had microwaved eggs?
> >> >> Microwaved bread, baked from its raw state? Even if I eat a Hot
> >> >> Pocket on occasion, it's better out of the oven and drizzled with
> >> >> garlic butter, than cooked in the microwave.
> >>
> >>
> >> Who doesn't know you can't nuke scrambled eggs in a microwave but
> >> Damaeus?
> >>
> >> What a bonehead!
> >
> > And what is YOUR problem?
>
> You're joking, right? You can't scramble eggs in a microwave oven!

You scramble them, then put them in a microwave, you flaming
****tard...that is, if you want a slab of rubber not worth using as a
frisbee.

> You new-faced asshole, go and feed us with your further lack of
> intelligence.

Kiss my ass.

Damaeus