In article >,
PeterL > wrote:

> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

When he was orphaned, his father left behind a razor.

Why does Tarzan have so many nicks on his face?

The razor got very dull.

> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
> not enough?

And why does the bank have insufficient funds, anyway? It's a bank!


> Did you ever stop and wonder......

> Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast
> to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

That's the setting for bagels.

> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

They forgot. Please remind them. Thanks!

> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
> point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

You don't?

> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
> you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
> window?

Bad breath?

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Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA