Manure Connoisseur
Project Poo Bear
November 19, 2009
Following a massive bowel movement to top off the 55 gallon drum of
doody I've been amassing over the past 5 months, I have added 5 gallons
of ethyl alcohol, 1 gallon of hydrogen peroxide, stirred it in, and
sealed the barrel. In 24 hours, I will crack the top off, stir it all
up again, and pour it into a 6 sand boxes set up in my garage. One
window on the west side and one window on the east side of the garage
will be opened, one industrial fan will be deployed blowing to the west,
and we will begin filming the reactions of the passers by as the poopy
smell competes with the odor of hamburgers and french fries from greasy
spoons on the other side of the street.
More to come, so stay tuned!
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