Andy > wrote:

>I once sat across the aisle from a women who was positively livid about the
>slow service. Her blood must've been boiling. It was like she was shouting
>in my ear. I tried to ignore her but I finally couldn't stand it any longer
>and I turned and cheerfully looked her straight in the face, complete eye
>contact and I said, pointing, "think of the people down in luggage!"

You're lucky this statement wasn't flagged as a homeland security
threat. Do NOT joke about stowaways!

Steve