Food Snot® the cheapskate wrote:
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> Oh, and I don't have to pay for wood. My sister has an acre of mostly mature shagbarks,
> and I have peach and cherry from my own back yard.

Of course not you are too cheap to pay for anything. Why should you when
you can steal it from your supposed sister or your neighbors?

> Lump is reserved for inclement weather, when wood would be too much of a hassle. I
> keep store brand briquets around sometimes when I get them giveaway cheap.

If you have lump then why would you need cheap briquets? That is because
you ONLY have cheap ass briquets if you cannot steal wood from someone.
It seems EVERYTHING comes down to price with you cheapskate loser!

ns