On Fri, 1 Jan 2010 07:46:25 -0500, "jmcquown" >
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>"brooklyn1" > wrote in message
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>> Rob wrote:
>>>Purr Loin wrote:
>>>> Rob wrote:
>>>>> jmcquown wrote:
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>>>>>> I definitely won't be taking that for lunch! LOL
>>>>>>
>>>>> Taking it where? To work?
>>>>>
>>>> I'm gonna guess phone sex operator.
>>
>> Were that true (it's not) it would be better than your momma giving
>> actual $3.99/minute blow jobs. It actualy requires talent to be a
>> phone sex operator, your momma just lay there with a dick down her
>> throat.
>>
>>>She's doing taxes for people with no credentials. Scary stuff.
>>
>> Someone has to help the people with no credentials (like you, you
>> illiterate *******), unlike you, you envious mother****er, Jill will
>> be performing a useful service.
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>Where did I EVER state I'd be preparing peoples' taxes?! There are *other*
>jobs in a tax office, you know. (I'm not talking to you, Sheldon; you know
>better )

I wasn't going to post what I was told your job consisted of. And in
fact those who gather information directly from the clients don't
prepare taxes at tax centers either... only a CPA can sign off on the
actual prep and submission at H & R Block etal. Actually their clerks
use Turbotax for gathering info, the office CPA peruses the forms and
submits them. Most folks can easily prepare their own with
Turbotax... anyone who can read can... no more complicated than
installing a piece of software, or making an on-line purchase, just
follow the prompts. There's good reason to buy ones own Turbotax,
it'll cost a lot less than going to a preparer, and a preparer
won't/can't enter any deduction that you can't present a receipt
for... when you do your own you can inflate many deductions,
especially charitables... truth be known few folks are as charitible
as they claim, most give nothing... but when one prepares thier own
tax they can say they gave 10% of their net to church and IRS will
allow it, even though they gave nothing, just don't get greedy.

Btw, I happen to know a lot about how IRS operates, my ex was an IRS
Auditor. Back then there was no Turbotax, I was lousy at taxes, she
did ours... needless to say that's the only time she gave me a really
good screwing. That's my 2010 advice, anyone contemplating marriage
NEVER marry an accountant.



>Rob is an ignorant sock puppet who doesn't know WTF he's
>talking about.
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