"brooklyn1" > wrote in message
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> On Fri, 1 Jan 2010 07:46:25 -0500, "jmcquown" >
> wrote:
>
>>"brooklyn1" > wrote in message
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>>> Rob wrote:
>>>>Purr Loin wrote:
>>>>> Rob wrote:
>>>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I definitely won't be taking that for lunch! LOL
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Taking it where? To work?
>>>>>>
>>>>> I'm gonna guess phone sex operator.
>>>
>>> Were that true (it's not) it would be better than your momma giving
>>> actual $3.99/minute blow jobs. It actualy requires talent to be a
>>> phone sex operator, your momma just lay there with a dick down her
>>> throat.
>>>
>>>>She's doing taxes for people with no credentials. Scary stuff.
>>>
>>> Someone has to help the people with no credentials (like you, you
>>> illiterate *******), unlike you, you envious mother****er, Jill will
>>> be performing a useful service.
>>
>>
>>
>>Where did I EVER state I'd be preparing peoples' taxes?! There are
>>*other*
>>jobs in a tax office, you know. (I'm not talking to you, Sheldon; you
>>know
>>better )
>
> I wasn't going to post what I was told your job consisted of. And in
> fact those who gather information directly from the clients don't
> prepare taxes at tax centers either... only a CPA can sign off on the
> actual prep and submission at H & R Block etal. Actually their clerks
> use Turbotax for gathering info, the office CPA peruses the forms and
> submits them. Most folks can easily prepare their own with
> Turbotax... anyone who can read can... no more complicated than
> installing a piece of software, or making an on-line purchase, just
> follow the prompts. There's good reason to buy ones own Turbotax,
> it'll cost a lot less than going to a preparer, and a preparer
> won't/can't enter any deduction that you can't present a receipt
> for... when you do your own you can inflate many deductions,
> especially charitables... truth be known few folks are as charitible
> as they claim, most give nothing... but when one prepares thier own
> tax they can say they gave 10% of their net to church and IRS will
> allow it, even though they gave nothing, just don't get greedy.
>
> Btw, I happen to know a lot about how IRS operates, my ex was an IRS
> Auditor. Back then there was no Turbotax, I was lousy at taxes, she
> did ours... needless to say that's the only time she gave me a really
> good screwing. That's my 2010 advice, anyone contemplating marriage
> NEVER marry an accountant.
>
>

There usually aren't any CPAs in an H&R office. CPAs generally have their
own offices they run all year. There are Enrolled Agents in H&R offices but
not all preparers are Enrolled Agents. They don't have to "sign off" on any
tax return. The tax return is prepared by the preparer and signed by them.
H&R doesn't use Turbo Tax and never has. The computer program is their own
proprietary program.

Sounds to me like Jill is going to be a receptionist. Without good receps
it's impossible to run the office. And it's not any easy job by any stretch
of the imagination.

Ms P <------ H&R tax lady since 2001