So here's a joke that my wife Ruth really likes:

"Q: What's the difference between the Virgin Mary taking a bath and my wife
Ruth taking a bath...???

A: The Virgin Mary has hope in her soul...and my wife has *soap* in her
*hole*...!!!"

:-)


--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia


Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.