On Jan 14, 11:28*pm, "PeterLucas1" > wrote:
> So here's a joke that my wife Ruth really likes:
>
> "Q: What's the difference between the Virgin Mary taking a bath and my wife
> Ruth taking a bath...???
>
> A: *The Virgin Mary has hope in her soul...and my wife has *soap* in her
> *hole*...!!!"
>
> :-)
>

That joke was mildly funny the first time I heard it back in 1979.
Come on, you can do better!