http://www.businessinsider.com/the-c...mullen-2009-11

For you guys who don't have enough to do, here's the old cucumber
trick reinvented. The firm mentioned in the incident is quite
familiar, but the players are new.

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Nonny

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and articulate person who has absolutely no clue
concerning what they are talking about.
The person is typically a media commentator or politician.