Clueless AOL newbie Sheldon "Pussy" Katz wrote:

>> There's no generic version of Ivory soap.
>
> There most certainly is, and if you were really in the military (NOT!)
> you'd know it was GI issue, tons in every head and latrine

Bullshit. Did you hear that from the voices in your head? They're lying to
you again, and you've been caught LYING HERE AGAIN. I'm working at a
military base at the exact moment that I write this. I just checked the
brand of soap in the bathroom: It's Softsoap, made by Colgate-Palmolive.
It's not a generic version of Ivory Soap. It's not generic at all. It's not
even made by the same *company* which makes Ivory Soap. You've been CAUGHT
LYING AGAIN, Pussy!

When will you learn that people will catch and challenge your lies, Pussy?
What's wrong with you, that you can't learn that simple, simple lesson?

I'm sure you're pleased to learn that the bathrooms have liquid soap in
them. I know that's your favorite kind of soap because it takes you longer
to pick it up in the shower with your "special Cub Scout friend".

Bob