mg wrote:
>
> Life can be tough for a bachelor who is trying to redecorate and
> doesn't know what in the hell he's doing. That sounds funny, but it's
> true. And that's not the worst of it, by the way, there's also the
> countertop and back splash and flooring to decide on.

Second that. I'm just about finished with my remodel, so I invited a lady
over to show off.

Her comment: "Man Cave!"

"How do you figure," I asked. "I mean the place could use some doilies and
knick-knacks, I admit, but..."

"The buffalo head over the fireplace is a dead give-away."