On Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:06:02 -0800, Oren > wrote:

>On Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:58:58 -0600, "HeyBub" >
>wrote:
>
>>mg wrote:
>>>
>>> Life can be tough for a bachelor who is trying to redecorate and
>>> doesn't know what in the hell he's doing. That sounds funny, but it's
>>> true. And that's not the worst of it, by the way, there's also the
>>> countertop and back splash and flooring to decide on.
>>
>>Second that. I'm just about finished with my remodel, so I invited a lady
>>over to show off.
>>
>>Her comment: "Man Cave!"
>>
>>"How do you figure," I asked. "I mean the place could use some doilies and
>>knick-knacks, I admit, but..."
>>
>>"The buffalo head over the fireplace is a dead give-away."
>>
>
>Maybe it was your cologne. She was not partial to Gun Oil scents?

>A little dab behind the ears should attract the right lady.

The kid gave his wife a Glock for their first anniversary, last year.
It worked for him, so I may try Au de Walther on SWMBO this year.