On 2/23/2010 7:06 PM, Oren wrote:
> On Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:58:58 -0600, >
> wrote:
>
>> mg wrote:
>>>
>>> Life can be tough for a bachelor who is trying to redecorate and
>>> doesn't know what in the hell he's doing. That sounds funny, but it's
>>> true. And that's not the worst of it, by the way, there's also the
>>> countertop and back splash and flooring to decide on.
>>
>> Second that. I'm just about finished with my remodel, so I invited a lady
>> over to show off.
>>
>> Her comment: "Man Cave!"
>>
>> "How do you figure," I asked. "I mean the place could use some doilies and
>> knick-knacks, I admit, but..."
>>
>> "The buffalo head over the fireplace is a dead give-away."
>>
>
> Maybe it was your cologne. She was not partial to Gun Oil scents?
>
> A little dab behind the ears should attract the right lady.

There's a waitress at the local Friendlys with a powder burn on her
right cheek--she's sensitive about it, she just doesn't grasp how much
of a turn on that is for the right guy.