Steve B wrote:
> "Dimitri" > wrote in message
> ...
>> Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
>> which they recorded.
>>
>> You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>>
>> This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
>
> I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
> female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
> looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
> a pair of Klein pliers.
>
> Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.


And pick up the tempo. It is not a funeral dirge.

George L