On Feb 24, 12:06*pm, "Steve B" > wrote:
> "Dimitri" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > Your spouse or SO is in the other room practicing their singing lesson
> > which they recorded.
>
> > You run in and offer to take the ailing cat to the vet.
>
> > This action can be especially dangerous if you do not have a cat.
>
> I have to admit that I have a great urge to run up to one of those black
> female singers who sing the National Anthem, and sound like they're either
> looking endlessly for the right note, or someone is twisting her nipple with
> a pair of Klein pliers.
>
> Just sing the damn thing the way it was written.
>
> Steve

You got that right!!