On Mar 3, 12:36*pm, pltrgyst > wrote:
> On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 15:22:47 -0500, "pavane" >
> wrote:
>
> >But that's the whole point...the duck is made of duck, not wood.
> >If the duck were made of wood, Petey probably wouldn't have
> >cried nearly as much.
>
> But if the duck was made of wood ... it would float.
>
> A witch! A witch! Burn her!
>
> -- Larry

It could have been a wood duck.