Steve B wrote:
>
> You don't have to eat anything I cook but no bitching about it.
>
> Messing with the cook is as sensible as insulting your barber before a
> haircut.
>
> If I'm cooking, stay out of the cooking area unless I ask you to help, and
> for your own safety, do not touch anything.


1. Stay out of my kitchen unless *I* think you know how to cook.
2. If you are allowed in the kitchen, observe all basic food sanitation
rules and clean up as you go.
3. Stay out of my kitchen