"Mr. Joseph Littleshoes Esq." > wrote in news:e680
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> Did i ever tell you bout the guy i knew hwwo named his dog "Zeus"?


Nope, but if it's a funny story, go right ahead :-)


You did, however, just remind me of the very first time I was in
California. I met up with some people and one of them gave me his business
card. I looked at it and thought, "Jeez, some people out here have really
high expectations of their kids when they name them!!".

I turned around to him and said "Anyway, Jesus........"

He stopped me there and then and said "It's Hey-Zeus, man, Heyzeus." :-)


Then there was the big black lady at LAX whom I tried to get directions
from, seeing as she was in the "information" booth!!

In my broad Aussie accent (which till then I didn't know I had!!) I asked
her how I could get to Perris, Perris Valley.

She comes back with "Honeeeeeeeey, youse is in da wronnnnnng country!! You
needs to find a plane to France to go to Paris!!"

--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

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