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Douglas W. \Popeye\ Frederick Douglas W. \Popeye\ Frederick is offline
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DFrede8821 Apr 15 1998, 12:00 am

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Date: 1998/04/15
Subject: scuba shops not recognizing commercial dive certifications

I'M A NEW DIVER,WORK PART TIME AT A WPB SHOP FILLING TANKS,AND SAW THE BLOOD
ON
THE WALL UP THE STREET WERE ONE BLEW UP.IN SIX MONTHS,I'VE SEEN TANKS TEN
YEARS
OUT OF HYDRO,VIP'S MADE OF DUCT TAPE(SSSHHHUUURRE THE'RE LEGAL,I'M
CERTIFIED

!!).I'M PUTTING MY LIFE AND MY BOSS'ES
SHOP ON THE LINE FOR TWO DAMN BUCKS.BE MATURE ENOUGH TO BRING THE WRITE
FRIGGIN
PAPER WORK,ESPECIALLY!IF YOU ARE A PRO.

POPEYE.


REMINDS ME OF BEING A BOUNCER AND TELLING 40 YEAR OLDS THAT IF YOU'RE OLD
ENOUGH TO DRINK,YOU SHOULD BE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER YOUR DRIVER'S LISCENCE


"Greg Mossman" > wrote in message
...
> IF YOU IGNORE ALL NETIQUETTE YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH PEOPLE TOP-
> POSTING AND SHOUTING ALL AT THE SAME TIME MAYBE THEY WONT EVEN USE
> PUNCTUATION SO THAT ALL THEIR SENTENCES WILL BE RUNON WHAT KIND OF
> WORLD WOULD THAT BE?
>
> On Mar 14, 11:34 am, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick"
> > wrote:
>
>> I thought we had killed off all these "netiquette" rubes.

>



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