"Bigbazza" > wrote in message
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> BBQ RULES
>
> You are about to enter the BBQ season, you good folks in the Northern
> parts of God's earth, Therefore it is important to refresh your memory
> on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
>
> When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
> into motion:
>
> The Routine...
>
> (1) The woman buys the food.
>
> (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
>
> (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
> with
> the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is
> lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
>
> (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone
> where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities
> can
> take place without the interference of the woman.
>
> Here comes the important part:
>
> (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
>
> More routine...
>
> (6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
>
> (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He
> thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the
> meat.
>
> Important again:
>
> (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
> More routine...
>
> (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
> sauces,
> and brings them to the table.
>
> (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
> And most important of all:
>
> (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
>
> (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off' and, upon
> seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
> women!
> --
> Bigbazza (Barry) Oz

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--
Dimitri

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