On Mar 16, 2:52*pm, Chemo the Clown > wrote:
> On Mar 16, 11:29*am, "Bent Attorney Esq." >
> wrote:
>
> > I would have thought that if I buy frozen octopus that it's just
> > that: *frozen; with no chance at further life. *Well I found out
> > different. *I thawed out a pack of frzOct and everything was fine. *I
> > turned my back in order to prepare the cutting board. *When I turned
> > back to get my Oct, the fookin' thing threw a tentacle around my right
> > wrist.
> > I mean if you sell Octopus what's frozen people think that they(oct's)
> > are dead. *Nothing could be further from the truth. *It's a good thing
> > that my paring knife(ceramic)was handy and I stuck that mother till
> > the cows came home. *Last time for tentacles folks.
> > I'm sticking with chicken, beef and pork. *Back ribs comin' up!
>
> Get off the drugs, man.

That's easy to say until you've been kilt by Octopussy! Man she's a
fine wench!