Sqwertz wrote:
>
> I realize now how easy it could be to live off of free food. But
> not 600 pounds worth. And not beef jerky and milkshakes. If I
> wasn't so moral I'd set the bar a little higher with steaks and
> lobsters. With truffle sauces and whatnot.

If you choose a life of crime, be sure to take
pictures and send them to the Daily Mail.
We want them to know how a typical American lives.