Omelet > wrote:

>In article >,
> zxcvbob > wrote:
>
>> >> I better go check on it so it doesn't burn...
>> >
>> > Pictures.
>>
>>
>> Use your imagination -- the kitchen is splattered from top to bottom
>> with chicken grease. :-P

Well, then pictures would prove you're the typical rfc slob who is
actually cooking... instead of boozeshitting.

>You don't use a splatter guard??? At the very least, I use one of those
>screen ones. They work a treat and are inexpesive!

There's no spattering with boiling chicken... he's full of booze.