blake murphy wrote:

> i once ran into a pair of cops in the hall of my building when a
> friend of mine and i were on the way from my apartment to his, and, i
> confess, i had a beer in my hand.
>
> one cop says, 'be careful, or i'll take you in for drunk driving.'
>
> just as quick, i said back to him 'i don't care what you say, i'm not
> getting out to walk a straight line for you.'

(laugh!) He's probably still telling that story.

nancy