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In article >,
"Nunya Bidnits" > wrote:

> > So someone post the joke already! I don't have it on file.
> > --

>
> Do I have to do everything around here?
>
> ;-)


Yes.

>
> The mechanical engineer says God must also be a mechanical engineer. Look at
> the endlessly complex structure of the natural world, and the amazing
> efficiency of life. Surely he is a mechanical engineer...
>
> The electrical engineer says, not so fast, look at the brain, a fabulously
> powerful computer, and the wonders of the human nervous system. The ability
> to adapt and solve problems, even in lower animals, is all based on
> electricity. Surely God must be an electrical engineer.
>
> The civil engineer tells them no, they are both obviously wrong. God must be
> a civil engineer. After all, who but a civil engineer would run a waste
> disposal system through a major recreational area?
>
> MBKC


Thank you. ;-)

Punchline:

"Who else but a civil engineer would build a recreational area between
two sewage disposal systems?"
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