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On Tue, 11 May 2010 14:08:24 -0400, blake murphy wrote:

> On Mon, 10 May 2010 16:41:28 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:
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>> On Mon, 10 May 2010 16:00:53 -0400, brooklyn1 wrote:
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>>> Far as I'm concerned they can drape a flag over Facebook... I wanna
>>> subscribe to Bosomsbook! LOL

>>
>> A have a friend named Gary that just got bosoms. You want his email
>> address?

>
> ooh, ooh! does he still have his dick?


He still has a dick. But he has a [coiuple of] golfball with a hole
drilled through it. One end of a short string gets tied through the
golfball, the other around the head of his penis.

Guess where the golf ball goes.

I told him to ask around - that somebody must have come up with a
better, more comfortable idea than that. But I guess that's what he
got the first time he asked around.

ObFood: Nevermind.

-sw