"sf" > wrote in message
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> On Tue, 18 May 2010 13:21:55 +1000, Jeßus > wrote:
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>> My first attempt at fried rice wasnt exactly successful... although it
>> was fun watching the raw rice (straight out of the packet) ping out
>> of the hot frying pan with oil in it
>
> Dang! You sound like my little sister at age 4 when she was told to
> beat an egg. It was in a bowl and she had a wooden spoon in her hand,
> so she raised the spoon over her head and gave that egg a sound whack.

We could have an entire fun thread of cooking disasters while you were
learning to cook. lol Of course that's probably been done to death here.
My favorite was my sister's two nasty creations as a kid. Pudding made with
water instead of milk and her pancakes with lumps of baking soda.