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brooklyn1 wrote:

>>> And when you've several hundred Canada Geese milling about, the amount
>>> of poop as amazing.

>>
>> Whatever goes in one end comes out the other, and they eat a lot. A guy
>> down the road has a nice green lawn because it is so well fertilized,
>> but her hates walking on it because it is always covered in goose shit.
>> The people next to us have gone to great lengths to keep geese out of
>> their pond. They had a contractor come out and lay a sheet of garden
>> cloth around the perimeter of the pond and then a layer of riprak <sp?
>> (big rocks) to discourage them. The shit does a number on the water and
>> makes it hard for other species to survive in it.

>
> This is absolutely ridiculous... like other species don't shit.


They are big birds and they hang around in large numbers. There are lots
of wild critters roaming around this area and I see the occasional scat,
but where the geese hang out there is a lot of it.

> I'd rather a million geese shitting out their ass than one politician
> shitting out its mouth.



Politicians aren't the only people who shit through their mouths. You
could take a lesson from them.