On Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:48:53 -0400, "J. Clarke"
> wrote:

> Anybody who thinks that goose shit isn't a problem should visit the
> University of Connecticut in Storrs and look for a place to sit down on
> the lawn around "Mirror Lake", known to the students as "duck shit
> pond". Expect to learn the origin of the term "goosed".

Try sitting on any city park bench - which is usually covered in
pigeon poop or beach benches which are usually covered in sea gull
poop. <shrug> Birds poop, it's what they do.

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Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.