On Jun 20, 3:05*pm, Food Snob® > wrote:
> So, I'm at work early this morning, and two other employees arrive. *I
> overhear one of them tell the other that he is going to be spending
> Fathers' Day weekend by himself because his wife has gone back East to
> see her father, and that the wife and her sister were going to be
> hiking the Appalachian Trail. *I waited for a pause in conversation, then said, "John [not his real name], I heard you say
> that your wife and her sister were going to be hiking the Appalachian
> Trail." *He replied affirmatively. *I continued, "Well, I hope that
> they can speak Spanish." *He asked, perplexed, "Why would they have to
> know Spanish to hike the Appalachian Trail?"


We're glad that yer rugrats got yew a new crack pipe for Duhdee's Day,
dude...

<chortle>

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Best
Greg