On Jun 20, 4:11*pm, Gregory Morrow >
wrote:
> On Jun 20, 3:05*pm, Food Snob® > wrote:
>
> > So, I'm at work early this morning, and two other employees arrive. *I
> > overhear one of them tell the other that he is going to be spending
> > Fathers' Day weekend by himself because his wife has gone back East to
> > see her father, and that the wife and her sister were going to be
> > hiking the Appalachian Trail. *I waited for a pause in conversation, then said, "John [not his real name], I heard you say
> > that your wife and her sister were going to be hiking the Appalachian
> > Trail." *He replied affirmatively. *I continued, "Well, I hope that
> > they can speak Spanish." *He asked, perplexed, "Why would they have to
> > know Spanish to hike the Appalachian Trail?"
>
> We're glad that yer rugrats got yew a new crack pipe for Duhdee's Day,
> dude...
>
> <chortle>

I was not on drugs at the time. I don't use illegal drugs, don't show
up for work hungover on Sunday morning, and hardly even drink anymore
anyway. I'm glad that you got a laugh from your fantasy though.
>
> --
> Best
> Greg

--Bryan