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Default OT, alone on Fathers' Day weekend

On Jun 20, 4:26*pm, Food SnobŪ > wrote:
> On Jun 20, 4:11*pm, Gregory Morrow >
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> > On Jun 20, 3:05*pm, Food SnobŪ > wrote:

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> > > So, I'm at work early this morning, and two other employees arrive. *I
> > > overhear one of them tell the other that he is going to be spending
> > > Fathers' Day weekend by himself because his wife has gone back East to
> > > see her father, and that the wife and her sister were going to be
> > > hiking the Appalachian Trail. *I waited for a pause in conversation, then said, "John [not his real name], I heard you say
> > > that your wife and her sister were going to be hiking the Appalachian
> > > Trail." *He replied affirmatively. *I continued, "Well, I hope that
> > > they can speak Spanish." *He asked, perplexed, "Why would they have to
> > > know Spanish to hike the Appalachian Trail?"

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> > We're glad that yer rugrats got yew a new crack pipe for Duhdee's Day,
> > dude...

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> > <chortle>

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> I was not on drugs at the time. *I don't use illegal drugs, don't show
> up for work hungover on Sunday morning, and hardly even drink anymore
> anyway. *I'm glad that you got a laugh from your fantasy though.


Thanks for the clarification. So, what *was* your point, anyway?

Don't bother, I really don't care.