In article >,
Melba's Jammin' > wrote:

> > Knowing her, she has put the dead spread menu in her will...
> >
> > JUST KIDDING BARB!!! <hugs>
>
> Not on the wall; it's in my file in my minister's office.

<lol>!

> He knows who
> to call when I croak. The plan is to keep me on ice (or in a half
> gallon canning jar) until my Dead Spread Honcha gets to town. I had
> Pastorio on call and then he up and died on me! Rather inconsiderate
> of him, I think.

He was a real loss. <sigh> And you will be too when it's time.
Don't rush it please!

>
> (I'd never thought about stashing my cremains in a canning jar, but I
> like it. I like it a lot! LOL!

Heh! It would certainly be fitting... :-)
Preferably one of those 1/2 gallon collectors items.
Maybe one of these?:

<http://www.antiquebottles.com/fruitjar/fame.html>

:-)
>
> --
> Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
> On June 25, celebrating 65 years of joy and wonder. I got the joy
> while everyone else wondered.
> Shop early and shop often. Good gin and cheap chocolate preferred.
> Or cash. :-)

Lindt's for the chocolate. ;-)
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